Bryan Callen

This blue brings out the brown in my eyes. True or false?

For you?

For you?

The next time I come here, I'm doing it. I'd love to see what you look like. It's progressing.

The next time I come here, I'm doing it. I'd love to see what you look like. It's progressing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now.

Now.

What's happening? What is it?

What's happening? What is it?

When you see those guys come in and they're dressed, it's a fashion show now with the football players. Is this a new thing or has that always been the case? Of fashion? Well, you see like Travis Kelce, he's dressed like a 70s fan. Walking through the tunnel is a new segment. It's a relatively new segment.

When you see those guys come in and they're dressed, it's a fashion show now with the football players. Is this a new thing or has that always been the case? Of fashion? Well, you see like Travis Kelce, he's dressed like a 70s fan. Walking through the tunnel is a new segment. It's a relatively new segment.

What's going on? What happened?

What's going on? What happened?

And you look at how... It becomes too much of a business, huh? Everybody's their own island.

And you look at how... It becomes too much of a business, huh? Everybody's their own island.

8 p.m. Eastern? My show at the Miami Improv. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, cocky's fun, but Brian Callen for an hour? No, no, forgive me. Do you believe in miracles? You know what I'm saying? Brian Callen is performing at the Miami Improv. How dare we even compare USA against Canada? Maybe you'll come out. Maybe you'll come out, for God's sake. Are you performing tonight?

8 p.m. Eastern? My show at the Miami Improv. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, cocky's fun, but Brian Callen for an hour? No, no, forgive me. Do you believe in miracles? You know what I'm saying? Brian Callen is performing at the Miami Improv. How dare we even compare USA against Canada? Maybe you'll come out. Maybe you'll come out, for God's sake. Are you performing tonight?

Tonight, two shows tomorrow, two shows Saturday. Take your pick. I roll out the red carpet. You come to the green room. We laugh. We hug.