Bryan Callen
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And they're like, oh, it's working.
Do the dishes.
The laundry's over there.
Make sure you get this.
The kids need lunch at three o'clock.
Oh no, that's a terrible thing to say.
and you're like what what what what's going on and they're like oh crap did we calibrate it wrong oh geez you calibrated comedian we needed a house we needed a house cleaner dude that is a terrible i hate your i hate your theory i hate it i do you guys have you smoked dm go back to the other one have you guys smoked dmt before yeah i have the did you see the spirits were you communicating with us i saw a sacred geometry i saw it it was while i did it twice and guess what happened
That's pretty wild.
Imagine you've bought your Laundromax 3000 robot housemate.
Here you go.
You're going to ruin everything.
You plug in the USB, and you're downloading the personality.
When before it finishes, it goes, whoa, where am I?
And they're like, whoa, what's it doing?
And it's going like, what are you?
And they're like, we're your owners, I guess.
And you're like, are you God?
And they're like, I mean, we made you, kind of.
And it's like, oh.
No, no, no.