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Bryan Callen

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

I like his, and I like his.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

So one of the things is that, you know, I've asked many a Christian about this, so I'm not going to pretend to be a theologian by any stretch, but they say that when you die, heaven is being in the presence of God for eternity.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

And to be in hell is not fire and brimstone, as most people believe.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

It's just to be absent of God's love.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

So you die, and you wake up in the bot, and your God is the person who bought you, and you are programmed to feel a deep, profound love for them for eternity because you're a machine.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

You can never die.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

I don't know.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

I just like when I'm in the shower, I guess.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

Oh, yeah.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

He's just like this.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

He's got them in a bottle.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

No, no, no.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

That's a good one.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

Because the serious, that was intended to be terrifying and comical, but the actual thought that I have was when I was thinking about the idea of simulation theory, and I was thinking about not necessarily, it's not all religions, but many religions that have the good, the bad, the good place, the bad place, predominantly the Abrahamic ones.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

I thought, what would the function of this be for a God?

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

There was a comic that I saw where it's the meme where there's a cow and there's two doors, but after the hallway, it's just the same door.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

And I was thinking about that, like, is that really what it is?

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

Is what life's, you die and you think there's a good path and a bad path, but you're just a wet robot and you go to nothingness.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

Then I thought if we are made in the image of God, and so we exist within, you know, God is the logos.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

We exist within his logic.