Bryan Callen

He goes, it's four slats and a frame.

What kind of a moron are you?

He couldn't believe it.

I was like, shut up.

That's correct, sir.

I have soft hands.

By the way, fresh.

If I have some marks on my face, I'm fresh from the mat of doing takedowns at 58.

That's a good time.

You know what, dude?

My back is actually good because I've mastered the art of warming up.

I'm pedantic about it.

Like, they make fun of me, and I'm like, fuck off.

I do my bird dogs, my fire hydrants.

Mm-hmm.

I didn't know that, but that's how you stay from getting injured.

tap tap just move yeah just get everything get everything flowing I watched Olympic ice skaters I was doing a gig at Laugh Boston and they had some huge tournament and this woman was in there she was apparently an Olympian watching the way she warms up like her ankles rubbing down all these little details I was like that looks boring as shit but

But it allows me to actually wrestle.

Like, to be 58 and actually shooting single and double legs against the monsters in... That's silly.

And I'm with, like, you know, Sean Apperson or Tyson Mendez, those guys at Archetype Boxing?