Bryan Callen
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And then I did four more grams because I was invited to take more medicine.
And the sun sucked me into his mouth and spit me out into one of the upper rings of hell.
So I'm going to just say this.
I, I, I was, uh, I apparently I was, cause I thought I was in hell.
Apparently for four hours I was asking for a manager.
I was asking to speak to a manager.
Cause I needed to get out of there.
Cause I was like, I need to speak to a manager.
I don't believe I'm a good person.
I just tripped into a portal.
I need to get home now.
My buddy goes, you were in the fetal position farting so loud and screaming a lot of different words that you're not allowed to say.
That's why they're illegal.
Dude, I don't remember anything.
I don't remember anything.
I know you tried to get me to do it.
I'm like, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, do slightly less.
Yeah, you know what I learned?