Bryan Green

Your mama taught you better.

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And when my dad got that phone bill a month later, he fucking flipped his shit.

And all charging privileges on the phone were taken off.

I couldn't call collect.

I couldn't call 411, which I think you at some point became a charge service like 50 cents to call 411, which was the early search engine for telephone numbers and other information.

It was literally called information.

That's what you would call.

So all of that is blocked.

All of it.

So I got in trouble with that.

That cured me quickly of wanting to call anybody and spend any money.

I should have called the sex hotline is what I should have done.

Yeah, I know.

I didn't.

I was too afraid to do that because I think I knew that my dad got the bill and that I would be busted.

Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley.

Best to you, Kristen.