Bryan Green

I'm not a historian.

But we walk into one of these churches.

There's hundreds of people that are there.

We're kind of walking around the perimeter of the church.

And then you walk down these stairs next to this box, these very old stone stairs.

And you walk down, and there is a piece of long glass, like a transom.

And you look in that transom, and no shit.

One of the saints...

A saint is entombed, and if I'm not mistaken, it's one of the apostles, I believe, is entombed in this fucking church.

Now the question is, is that really his old bones?

Like, roller old bones on down here?

I don't know if those are really the old bones, or they're sitting in the Vatican somewhere, and they've put something else there to pretend that it is, because it's so valuable.

You know, this wasn't like a heavily guarded church.

They had security, of course.

But then we've also been to the church in Valencia, where the last cup of Christ is, supposedly.

And, you know, that was a weird experience also.

So the Louvre is another one of these priceless, invaluable places

Testaments to human art, human achievement, and, quite frankly, the riches that are amassed on behalf of some people, the Louvre.

These guys take a cherry picker in the middle of the day, right as the Louvre is opening, they take a cherry picker, they ride that cherry picker to a glass window, they jump in, they steal some extraordinarily valuable jewels, crowns,

You might be right about that.