Bryan Green

I'm in the middle of downtown Paris.

I'm not too far off from the Eiffel Tower.

I'm definitely in the district.

I'm like, okay, maybe this just is what it is.

I am not going to complain because I'm here with the girl that I love and I'm excited about the trip.

I'm not going to complain.

Not yet, anyway.

So we get into this room, and they have two beds, right?

Two tiny little beds that they have now pushed together, which is also not uncommon in Europe.

I don't know why they do that.

Maybe they can't get them up the elevators or something.

I don't know.

But they don't usually have king-size beds.

So push these beds together, and then you can see the Eiffel Tower.

If you crane your neck around like this...

You can see like one half of the Eiffel Tower and it's not very close.

It's probably a mile off in the distance, two miles off in the distance.

It's not the best view of the Eiffel Tower.

Well, of course, that's what they're going to do.

And then we notice that there's like a blood stain on the carpet.