Bryan Green

Just listen back to the episode where I explain our experience in Spain with all the Airbnbs.

It's very tricky to get it right.

And that is no fault of the person planning.

That's the fault of the people saying that there's a five-star luxury house and what you get is a chicken coop in the back of the yard where the chickens just chase you around all night long with no internet, phone, or television.

Unbelievable.

I love that story.

In the middle of this tiny little village in the middle of the north of Spain.

You know, mile from city center.

Mile from city center.

How?

With a high-speed train?

I mean, how do you get there?

Maybe a mile, maybe, if you fly, but I don't happen to have wings.

It took us 25 minutes to get to and from the city center.

Listen, I don't mean to be a bitch about this and to rehash the old grievances I had with this particular house, but I'm telling you what.

We're coming up on a year, and I feel like I'm having PTSD.

From those chickens chasing me all night long as I'm outside trying to find any phone signal whatsoever.

That was terrible.

But, you know, when Astrid planned this trip, the first big planning trip and the first hotel, the second hotel that we stay at is like, you know, it's kind of, and I was like, well, maybe I should take over from here.

But I'm telling you what, there's no doubt in my mind that not only am I a travel princess, but that I am ceding control to the person who is best suited to do this hands down.