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Bryan Green

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
223319 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

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I'm a man with a plan, going to get a tan.

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Yeah, I got a little, like, for years I had been a member at that tanning place.

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And for years, unbeknownst to me... They were charging you.

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Well, they were charging me.

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Of course they were charging me.

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They were charging me the most amount of money.

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So they were sending me these every month.

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I got, like, a free...

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guest tan.

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But I was being charged so much that I could literally go into any tanning bed at any time for any reason.

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I could go in the middle of the night.

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I had keys to the place.

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I just didn't know it, right?

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They were charging me like the most amount of money ever.

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It's like $120 a month.

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It was ridiculous.

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I mean, I can go to the gym and sleep there for $30 a month.

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They were charging me $125.

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My wife was so pissed.