Bryan Greene

But the first person I drop off is ballet.

I'm like, ballet.

And I get there and I know one of the ladies because the kids go to school together.

So it's like we're all friendly.

So she happens to be there and I'm like, oh, thank God.

And so I'm like, listen, can you just hang out here with this one for a minute while I go take that one?

And she's like, oh, is today the day Astrid's in?

She said you might need some help.

And I'm like, is there like a special board for moms to talk about when dads are going to fuck shit up?

Yes.

Astrid alerted everyone.

So I go.

I take the other one.

I take, you know, my son over to his gymnastics class.

I run back over to the other side of the building where my daughter is taking this ballet class.

And now there's like, you know, five mothers that are there for the kids with the girls with the ballet class.

And they're all like, oh, where's Astrid?

And I'm like, oh, she's down in Miami today.

And they're like, oh, do you need anything?

And I'm like, yeah, could you take them?