Bryan Greene

So, you know, like I have this empathy for animals.

And when I see something that looks helpless, hurt, I want to help it.

I nurtured a squirrel once back to health.

Like I want to help it, but I can't take all of them in and then just leave them there indefinitely.

It's insane to me.

I have a friend who's got basically an animal hospital going on in their house.

Any given time, there's snakes and reptiles and squirrels and possums and whatever.

raccoons are all running around everywhere.

Every time I see a Facebook page, there's another fucking weird animal in their hands.

The other day, it was like petting a possum.

I'm like, what are you doing?

I think it's full of disease and nastiness.

Like, my goodwill stops at roaches and possums.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't feel bad for you.

I'm sorry, I just don't.

Because you're kind of weird.

You're like little aliens crawling around this earth, and I'm not sure you should be here.

So, I don't know if my empathy extends that far.

If you're a dog or a cat or a cute little bird...