Bryan Greene
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I'm like, God, my brain's not working.
So there's this Naval base and the Naval base uses a certain kind of substance to wash off the submarines, the
clean the submarines and we believe that that's a neurotoxin to these birds and so whenever they go cleaning the subs we end up having a number of these birds so i'm not open today i won't be open till monday but in the ass backward swamp of florida somewhere 50 miles away from where you happen to be if you just drive down this dirt road for 14 miles then you'll see a box in the middle of nowhere where you stuff the bird and i'll pick it up on monday and i'm like what the fuck is going on here
So Astrid and I put that box in there.
We have the towel covering it, and we're riding.
And Astrid's in the back holding the box, like, you know, holding the towel down in the box.
And we're, like, halfway there, 20 miles into this journey, you know.
And all of a sudden, the bird just, like, pops out.
Like one of those clowns where you go, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
It just pops its head out and is like, ah!
It starts flying around the car.
And Esther jumps into the front seat.
It was like a comedy show going on in the car for like 14 miles of the drive.
And then we really did have to drive on this swamp road forever and ever to get down there.