Bryan Greene

Yeah, take a little nap.

I don't think so.

Yeah, I don't think so.

The weirdest thing about that whole situation, and this is a story I told a long time ago on the commercial break, Astrid and I were at a beach, and we were just hanging out there, and I was taking a run, and on the way back from the run, right in front of where the family was sitting on the beach, where they had like, you know, camped out there, there was a bird, and it was like, just like trying to flap its wings, but it wasn't, and it looked dizzy and confused.

And I was really upset about this.

I was like, geez, and had some kind of film on its wings.

I got really upset about this.

And I had the guy that was at the beach club, I had him bring me a box and I put it in the box and I had a towel and I wrapped it around it.

But it just seemed really in very bad shape.

And so I started calling around the island trying to figure out who could help this bird.

Well, of course, you know, whatever, the DNR, Department of Natural Resources.

They're like, yeah, we don't come out for a single bird.

Birds die.

It's okay.

You know, and I was like, well, that's not very...

dnr of you okay i'm not calling the do not resuscitate hotline i'm calling the department of natural resources right and then but luckily there were a couple of bird sanctuaries well all of them were closed except one lady answered the phone and she said yeah we see this all the time there's a navy uh submarine encampment uh you know a base right down the street right down the beach encampment

There's a Navy base down the street.

I have a terrible headache.

And you know, when like headaches start to affect the way that you think, you know what I'm saying?

That's where I'm at right now.