Bryan Greene

If in fact there is a person on this earth who can communicate with our dearly departed, they are either the best kept secret ever for really good reasons, or they would be the most famous person on earth for really good reasons.

Teresa Caputo, Sylvia Brown, Miss Cleo, John Edwards, and all the rest.

never gave themselves to the science of this that's okay it's their lives they can choose what they want to do if you want to use the greatest gift ever given to a human being to visit every shitty daytime talk show ever and try and convince a bunch of people you can talk to their dead grandma cool

If you want to use this immense present the universe has given you to fill indoor hockey arenas with believers and sell them books and online courses to make yourself independently wealthy, I'm a capitalist, I can go along with that.

But I just wish if there was an ounce of truth to any of this, that it would be taken with a degree of seriousness, it seems to warrant.

Why not take Teresa Caputo and truly study the phenomenon?

So then we, as mere mortals, can get the benefit of the research.

Maybe there's something that Teresa is doing that we can all do ourselves to tap into this line of communication.

Maybe we just need to know a little bit more about it.

Maybe Sylvia Brown could jump from alternate universe to alternate universe and Natalie Holloway is really alive in her alternate universe.

Let's study it and figure it out.

Maybe Ms.

Cleo had a fantastic recipe for jerk chicken and every time she ate it, that incredible Jamaican accent came out.

Wonderful."

Let's sell it to KFC so we can all be the beneficiaries of that wonderful national dish of a country I love very much, Jamaica.

But nay, my friends, we do not live in this alternate universe.

We live in the other universe where everyone's looking to make a quick buck.

Anybody will say anything to anybody to part them with the $5 they've got in their hand.

And an online reading from a psychic medium is apparently much more valuable than 90 minutes with a licensed therapy who's at least using some science to try and help you cope with the love and the loss that inevitably comes from taking a spin in this particular timeline.

And I know there's a lot of you that will disagree with me.