Bryan Greene

It's never time to wake her up.

You never wake a baby up.

If that baby slept until it was five years old, it'd be too early to wake up.

If I could pump milk straight into its vein and keep it sleeping until it can talk, walk, and shit for itself, then I would.

Because that's what babies are supposed to do.

Because that's what babies should do.

Why did you do that, child?

So now a number of us are up in the kitchen.

And let me tell you something.

Astrid does this every day.

But I do not do this every day.

She is the morning person.

I am the night person.

That's how it goes in this family.

I take, you know, I do the sleeping stuff and play with them in the afternoons.

Astrid is up in the morning and does all the important stuff so that I could just play with them in the afternoon.

So I go to the refrigerator and Astrid has left me the breakfast, the lunches for the kids to go to school with.

She has prepared notes for this lady, Noemi, who comes and helps us every day.

I mean, every Tuesday and Thursday, she comes and helps around the house.

She has prepared notes for Noemi on what to do and how to make it and get it all done.