Bryan Greene

They wanted me to put the bird in.

Well, the bird's flapping all around.

And I'm like, I'm like pushing it in there.

Like, ah, ah, get in your cage.

Sorry to take you from your home on the beach and stuff you into some box, but you're going to be fine now.

Everything's going to be good.

A better life awaits.

You just have to wait till Monday at 9 a.m.

Monday, 9 a.m., everything's going to be fine.

Yeah, take a little nap.

I don't think so.

Yeah, I don't think so.

The weirdest thing about that whole situation, and this is a story I told a long time ago on the commercial break, Astrid and I were at a beach, and we were just hanging out there, and I was taking a run, and on the way back from the run, right in front of where the family was sitting on the beach, where they had like, you know, camped out there, there was a bird, and it was like, just like trying to flap its wings, but it wasn't, and it looked dizzy and confused.

And I was really upset about this.

I was like, geez, and had some kind of film on its wings.

I got really upset about this.

And I had the guy that was at the beach club, I had him bring me a box and I put it in the box and I had a towel and I wrapped it around it.

But it just seemed really in very bad shape.

And so I started calling around the island trying to figure out who could help this bird.

Well, of course, you know, whatever, the DNR, Department of Natural Resources.