Bryan Greene

They're like, yeah, we don't come out for a single bird.

Birds die.

It's okay.

You know, and I was like, well, that's not very...

dnr of you okay i'm not calling the do not resuscitate hotline i'm calling the department of natural resources right and then but luckily there were a couple of bird sanctuaries well all of them were closed except one lady answered the phone and she said yeah we see this all the time there's a navy uh submarine encampment uh you know a base right down the street right down the beach encampment

There's a Navy base down the street.

I have a terrible headache.

And you know, when like headaches start to affect the way that you think, you know what I'm saying?

That's where I'm at right now.

I'm like, God, my brain's not working.

So there's this Naval base and the Naval base uses a certain kind of substance to wash off the submarines, the

clean the submarines and we believe that that's a neurotoxin to these birds and so whenever they go cleaning the subs we end up having a number of these birds so i'm not open today i won't be open till monday but in the ass backward swamp of florida somewhere 50 miles away from where you happen to be if you just drive down this dirt road for 14 miles then you'll see a box in the middle of nowhere where you stuff the bird and i'll pick it up on monday and i'm like what the fuck is going on here

So Astrid and I put that box in there.

We have the towel covering it, and we're riding.

And Astrid's in the back holding the box, like, you know, holding the towel down in the box.

And we're, like, halfway there, 20 miles into this journey, you know.

And all of a sudden, the bird just, like, pops out.

Like one of those clowns where you go, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

You know what I'm saying?

Like a clown in the box?