Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
It's been hard, they've been gone Haven't heard them in so long I've been sad, I've been down I need it back, I need it now I'm back crazy, I'm back crying With no GCB, I've been dying But I'm back in heaven On this episode of the Commercial Break. Paying for it. Yeah, yeah, pay. Paying for it. I don't understand. Yeah. You're going to strip yourself down of all worldly possessions.
Ten pack of glasses. Yeah, and then you're going to do $35.95 per class. Right. And you know the yoga instructor is so much hotter than you are. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to go to a class where some fucking buffed up dude is doing naked yoga and Astrid's like, I'll face this way. You face that way. No, no. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy. Holy best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast and streaming audience. Thanks for joining us on episode two of season number seven. Number seven. Already got some people in the chat. Lucky number seven. Hi, how are you doing? Welcome back.
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That's how it works. Whether you want it or not, you're going to get trashed. So over the vacation, Chrissy and I were reading an article about naked yoga taking hold across the United States. And there's a picture. A picture tells a thousand words, doesn't it? It's hilarious. I mean, I love the start of this article, too. Picture it.
You're completely nude, surrounded by strangers and downward dog. Downward dog. This isn't some feverish anxiety dream. You're in the middle of a naked yoga class. Downward dog means upward asshole. That's what it means. Yeah. It means the sun don't shine. I'm all for it. Look, everybody is beautiful in their own way. To somebody. To somebody. Yes.
And, you know, I have no, I don't think we should be ashamed of being naked. No. If that's what you want to do. I just don't know that I want to see everybody in naked yoga positions. I definitely don't. I definitely don't. Listen, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? And so I don't think we should be ashamed of our bodies.
And I'm not telling... Here's why I want to piggy front off of this story. First of all, it's a very interesting lesson to teach your children as they get older about... body, like the appropriate times, places and people to show your body to, right? That's a very interesting lesson. You want to like do a little dance there. You don't want them to be ashamed of their body.
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Chapter 2: What is nude yoga and why is it becoming popular?
Like one really long night of music and we were the first. It was not. There's no credit in that. So he tells a story about how a bunch of people got tickets to go and then it ended up that everyone kind of fell out for whatever reason. And it ended up being him and Chelsea. And they got these... They were like in the crowd making out and people were kind of like, you know...
poking them like, hey, go get a room, blah, blah, blah. And the girl who led the band recognized what was going on and threw some hats to them and said, hey, you do your thing, you know, and the thing said, pussy posse. It's perfect. Yes. So, After the end of this like 45 minute long story that Rafa told, we were all like busting his balls along the way.
And I'm thinking, man, this is one long fucking drawn out story. Like, it's fun. But, you know, wow, Raphael, you've been going for a while. He pulls out a ring that he had had the original diamond that he had given Chelsea reset in this beautiful ring. And it was a touching moment. And then I could understand why. Yeah. So at the end of it... Good job, Rafa.
So after everyone does their ohms and ahs and congratulations and hugs and kisses and all that, I go, I really thought you were going to pull out a pussy. I thought when you were telling this story that that's what he was going to do. I thought for sure. Yeah, he still had it. Oh my God, everyone busts up laughing. But at some time in the dinner, I tell this story about Rafael and Chelsea.
When they were first together... First days of love. First days of love. Chelsea was pregnant, and, you know, we were all very young and dumb, and we didn't know shit from Shinola. None of our friends were married. None of them had children. You know, maybe the off person had children. They went for it young, and they have really lasted. They have lasted. I'm so proud of them.
I'm so proud of them, too. I said in my toast is that... Naked yoga, it helps. That's right. When you look at, you know, everybody has, like, people in their life that they look to...
For certain like stereotypes, you look at someone who's been successful in business, you say, I look to that person and how they conduct themselves in business and in friendship and in love and in marriage and in child raising.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about body positivity and nudity?
And so Raphael and Chelsea are one of these people I think we all look up to and we say, if we could have a successful marriage, if we could look at each other like that 25 years later- then we've done something right. And so I shared that with him. But I also shared a story about how it's young days, it's early days, and not everybody is, like, convinced that this relationship is going to work.
Sure. Right? And that either is jealousy or just being young or maybe we just don't know, right? Everybody wants to cause drama. And I can't say that I get that phrase. Yeah, well, like, early 20s, and Chelsea was actually, what, younger? 19, I think. Yeah. Okay, so... We go to this festival that we helped put on called the Mountain Jam. Was this the one with the golf cart? No, no, no, no, no.
This is a different one. Yes, there were golf carts at this one, too. But this one was put on by T-Dog. Oh, T-Dog. T-Dog, or early days T-Dog. It was a very famous festival producer here in town. And for many years, he put on the Mountain Jam. And we're talking like a couple thousand people on this property. Yeah. It's all of us, our cars parked for a couple of days.
And we were helping to like, you know, set up stages and make sure that the trains run on time. It was we weren't actually. So you can see the music. Yes, that's right. So we can do drugs and be behind stage and get free drugs. Yes. And hopefully do more drugs and hopefully find the people who had good drugs. It was all about drugs. Right. Basically what it was. So we're out in this field.
We're parked. There's a bunch of cars parked. And me and the guy who I had got, it's me, my little brother Danny, and this guy who we had gone with, Eduardo. Eduardo. Eduardo, which is not his real name, but I don't know if he chooses to be on this podcast. I've mentioned him before. I'm mentioning him again. Eduardo. So we're all in Eduardo's Taurus. Oh, the good old Taurus.
Yeah, the good old Taurus. We're either sleeping on the Taurus, in the Taurus, around the Taurus. They have the velvety seats. They did. Like, yes, back when they made good cars. And those Tauruses lasted forever. Yes, they were big and bulky. My parents had one. Yeah, everybody had one. There was a Taurus. Every other car on the road in the 90s was a Taurus. If you argue my point, go Google it.
Ask AI. So we're here. And then Raphael and Chelsea are in their car, some place down the road, right? And someplace down in the field.
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Chapter 4: What humorous stories arise from the hosts' past experiences?
We had been up all night doing, we got parked next to a guy who had a can of nitrous oxide, like a dentist can of nitrous oxide. Oh yeah, the real stuff. And Eduardo had been paying and making deals with this guy all night long. And Eduardo was wasted. I mean, his brain was fried. I had been working a little bit, so I wasn't so fried. And Danny was with me too.
And so I'm sleeping somewhere around the car, on the car, in the car. I can't remember. And Danny comes over to me, my little brother. And he shakes me and he goes, dude, dude, is Raphael okay? I think something's wrong with Raphael. And I go, what? And he goes, I think something's wrong with Raphael, man. You got to come. And I'm like, well, what's going on? I think they had just had the baby.
And I got really concerned. And I woke up and he goes, come here, look at this. And I go and I crest to this hill. And there was like a VW old wagon with one of those camper tops on top of it. So you could like stand on it, right? And Raphael... The sun is rising behind Raphael. It's like 6.30 in the morning and the moon is behind him. Raphael is full, buck naked.
doing yoga on top of this VW bus parked in sight of a thousand other cars. And everyone is like rousing for the morning. And he's like doing yoga. And Danny's like, I don't, is he okay? And I'm like, I go, I look at Danny. I go, he's fine. That's perfect. That's normal. He's perfectly okay. Yes. Actually, that's the indication that he's okay. His wing wing's facing the sun. His dick is out.
He's fine. What are you talking about? This guy is great. He's good. He's wonderful. Raphael takes notice to Danny and I, you know, a couple of yards away or whatever it is. Hey, brothers. Good morning. Salutations and greetings. You know, namaste. You want some coffee? Do I want some coffee? Could you wash your hands? Oh, my God. Could you wash your hands? Yeah, yeah. His ass was full bore.
I mean, hairy ass and everything. I mean, he's known for his nakedness. Drum circles. Yes. Parties in the woods, wherever. Listen. I admire that confidence. I admire it, too, and I got a little taste of it. Listen, I wore a kilt around for three days one time at a party in the woods. Oh. And sometimes I would take it off.
There's just like, there's certain situations where nudity becomes like, it's ubiquitous with just being the way that you are, being who you are. And that happens when a lot of people are naked, you start and they are not shying away from the nudity. And there's a lot of love in the air and probably drugs and alcohol. Then you start to understand that it's not that big of a deal.
So I've been there. Listen, Raphael and I, one time when you and I were in Costa Rica, after you left, Raphael and I got blitzed one night. We were up. All night long. I won't explain why, but we were up all night long. And we went, he had this huge property in Costa Rica. We went foraging for mushrooms. That's right. One morning, the two of us, Rafa and I. Oh, you did? Oh, I do remember that.
Yeah. So we're up at the top of this hill and, you know, we're sitting there having a conversation, a deep conversation about something. And then I'm just kind of blitzed. I'm out of my mind. So I'm sitting there smoking a cigarette, drinking a beer or whatever. And a couple of minutes later, I look back and Raphael's naked doing yoga. So, you know what? I got naked and I did yoga.
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Chapter 5: How did Bert Kreischer's experience with Molly unfold?
What's the show? Somebody Somewhere. Somebody Somewhere on HBO. Emmy Award winner, Jeff Hiller.
Chapter 6: How does the concept of a blind date come into play?
That's a first. Yeah, Emmy Award winner. Emmy Award winner, yeah. He's having a huge moment right now. I hope it continues. He's a really fun guy to talk to. We had a lot of fun talking to the guy. I don't think we talked much about anything he wanted to talk about, but we had fun talking about it. He seemed to be up for whatever. Yeah, he was just having a good time.
We were just all having a good time. Jeff Hiller, maybe we'll drop that episode on Tuesday. So stay tuned. The schedule is flexible. We know Wednesdays and Fridays. At the very least, you'll get an episode of the commercial break, but probably more. So stay tuned. It's going to be a fun season seven. Okay, you can check us out at The Commercial Break on Instagram. Do me a favor.
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