Bryan Greene

Please, just give me a break.

I don't know.

I don't know how to do this.

So finally, I get it wet enough.

I put this purple conditioner, detangler conditioner.

I take a little bit, Chrissy, I'm talking like a little bit, a little circular dollop on my hand, and I put it on her hair, and it sticks right to her scalp, and I can't smooth it out.

It's like this big, goopy, white shit on the back of her head, and I'm like...

And I'm trying to put it in the hair, smooth it out, push it around.

It's not going anywhere.

It's just sitting right there, this big glop of white.

And I'm like, oh, fucking motherfucker.

So I finally get out the brush.

And the second I get out the brush, it's Tangle City.

And I just can't push that shit around enough.

Oh, oh, no, we're not calling mommy.

So I finally, and I mean, it took me a good 10 minutes.

I finally managed to get like, so that it didn't have like a big white patch in the back of her head.

It looks semi-normal, but really kind of weird and wet.

And I have it in my hand.

I have the ponytail in my hand.