Bryan Kett

Hi.

Last year, I was looking for work.

I was out of work, and I kept thinking of that old joke, what's the difference between a pizza and someone with a liberal arts degree?

The answer being that the pizza can actually feed a family of four.

I'm single, but that's just a joke.

There are no miles to beat at home.

But every work opportunity I had would fall through.

And I became so frustrated and defeated that I couldn't even bring myself to sit down and follow up on my next job lead.

So I left my apartment.

I went for a walk.

I thought that would help.

And I was out walking when I came upon all these cars honking and driving around this station wagon in the middle of the road.

and its hatchback was up.

And next to it were these two guys who kind of looked like the old man Muppets that sit in the balcony and make fun of everyone.

And they were speaking in Russian, and they kept gesturing to this refrigerator covered in magnets that was sitting on the curb.

And it was clear they were trying to move the fridge into the back of the station wagon, and it was a tight squeeze, because the fridge was huge, right?

It's the size of a fridge.

And...

The two of them had these expressions that looked so sad.

They looked like those animals that Sarah McLachlan sings about in those commercials.