Bryan Kett

And I was going to keep walking, but I got stuck waiting for the light to change.

So it was like the McLachlan commercial was on, and I couldn't switch the channel.

And I became so overwhelmed with just emotion and guilt and just empathy.

I turned to them, I said, do you guys need a hand?

And they just looked at me.

And so I mimed lifting the fridge, and they began nodding enthusiastically because it turns out I'm a great mime.

And so...

The three of us lifted up this fridge, and we tried to slide it into the back of the station wagon.

It didn't fit, like, but barely, but didn't fit.

We set it down, and I thought, okay, I'm done.

And then one of the Muppets, he pulled out this wrench.

It's the biggest wrench I've ever seen.

I don't know where it came from.

And he began using it to try to take off the refrigerator door to get a little bit of extra clearance.

And now I couldn't bail because we were all in this together, and we were on to phase two.

And so...

For the next 20 minutes, I watched this guy try to take off this door, but the bolts on the door were so rusted, you need, like, a blowtorch to get them off.

And by now, the cars are honking more and more, and I came to my senses.

I thought, like, what am I doing?

And so I turned to the guys.