Bryan Kett

I said, hey, listen, good luck.

I'm gonna go."

And I turned to walk away, and as I was walking away, I heard something in their voices, and I didn't know what they were saying, but there was a tone that I recognized because it was a tone that I had been using a lot myself lately.

Both of them were clearly very frustrated and defeated, too.

And in that moment, I really saw myself in both those guys, and something inside me just kind of snapped.

And in desperate need of a victory of my own, I whirled around.

I said, no.

And they looked at me, a little alarmed, and I said, we're going to rotate it.

And they stared at me, and I'm going, we're going to rotate it.

And I imitated turning the fridge on its side, because again, great mime.

And so we all gathered around, and I was at the base of it.

And we picked this thing up.

I was at the base of it by myself.

And we tipped it on its side.

The refrigerator door flopped open, hit the pavement.

The shelves inside the fridge slid out into oncoming traffic.

So now the cars are honking like crazy.

There's a big backup.

When the door hit the ground, all the magnets popped off, and they just scattered everywhere like cockroaches.

It was just, it was instant pandemonium.