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Bryan

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4177 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Crinkle Cut Sack!

They're being hustled for very little money.

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They're sleeping in apartments that have 50 other pilots sleeping in them.

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They live a miserable fucking existence.

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you know, discount carriers, ask those pilots how their lives are, especially the new ones.

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They're fucking miserable.

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They're making very little money and they're doing a whole lot of fucking work and they're not even able to sustain their own lifestyle.

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A Delta pilot needs like 7,100 million hours in order to be a Delta pilot.

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I want my pilot with little gray in his mustache.

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Because if something goes wrong, he likely understands what it is, and he has the experience to remedy the situation.

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And if he doesn't, then we're all going to die anyway, and I'd rather die on a nice seat with a TV in front of me than fucking my knees knocking around a plastic patio chair that someone bolted to the ground on a spirit tin can.

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All right, let's take a break and we'll be back.