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The Commercial Break

Crinkle Cut Sack!

07 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What disturbing experience did Bryan have in the airport restroom?

8.722 - 33.251 Bryan

On this episode of the Commercial Break. But what was really disturbing about this is his nuts were hanging out the back end of the leg of his shorts. Both of them. His fucking dingle dangles. His old wrinkly crinklies. His fucking crinkle cut testicles were hanging out of that goddamn thing. It looked like waffle fries being blown up like a balloon. It was disgusting. It was unnecessary.

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33.531 - 36.033 Bryan

It was really something that actually disturbed.

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Chapter 2: How did Bryan and Krissy address listener frustrations about episode delays?

36.113 - 41.698 Bryan

I went into a stall because I didn't want to be any part of it. No. And no part of that guy's testicles.

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41.678 - 45.468 Kristen

Was he tasting with them earlier? I don't know.

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45.789 - 63.166 Bryan

I don't know. But what fucking farm was this guy raised on? The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Podcasting kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.

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Chapter 3: What was the outcome of Bryan's experience at the Dave Matthews concert?

63.186 - 67.394 Bryan

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.

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67.414 - 67.975 Kristen

Best to you, Brian.

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67.995 - 83.926 Bryan

Best to you out there in the podcast and streaming universe. Thanks for joining us. We really appreciate it after another extended break from the commercial break. But there's good reasons behind all of this, and none of it means the commercial break is going away. So I know that there is some frustration on behalf of the listeners.

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83.946 - 93.501 Bryan

We've gotten some text messages about how many best ofs we've run over the last month and a half. But there is good reason behind this, and I promise you it all benefits the commercial break at the end of the day.

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Chapter 4: What humorous observations did Bryan make about men's restroom behavior?

93.801 - 98.829 Bryan

We are now on more of a regular schedule, at least for the foreseeable two weeks.

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99.229 - 99.63

Yes, right.

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99.61 - 114.396 Bryan

We'll get it done. So now Wednesdays and Thursdays we'll be here recording, possibly some Fridays too, recording and streaming. So go to youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak and you can watch us stream. Make sure you hit the notification bell.

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114.967 - 118.672 Unknown

Smash that notification bell.

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119.292 - 123.898 Bryan

I started running Frankie B best ofs while you were gone. A couple mountain monsters. People love it.

Chapter 5: How did Bryan describe his experience with Spirit Airlines?

123.978 - 139.557 Bryan

They love it. They love Frankie B. I wish I had something new to give you. Somebody said you guys don't do video breakdowns anymore. Well, we started streaming and that adds a layer of complexity into the show. And to be honest with you, we're barely hanging on as it is technical wise.

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140.279 - 145.446 Kristen

I know, even just to get on today. Even to get on today. They were like, what happened to this? What happened to this?

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Chapter 6: What unexpected events happened during Bryan's flights?

145.607 - 155.761 Bryan

They changed one thing, and I'm totally confused. Whatever. Anyway. We're here. We're here. That's it. That's all you need to know. I was in New York. Chrissy was in Memphis.

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155.781 - 156.121 Kristen

Yeah.

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Chapter 7: What insights did Bryan share about celebrity encounters in New York?

156.442 - 158.104 Kristen

Successful Riverbeat Fest.

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158.845 - 160.007 Kristen

Once again, the third one.

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160.147 - 161.909 Bryan

How was DMV? Did they shit on anybody?

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161.93 - 176.449 Kristen

DMV was great, I have to say. You know... Say what you will, but we all know the songs. And he played all the hits, and they were all great. Dancing Nancy's Tripping Billy's Crash.

Chapter 8: How does Bryan reflect on friendship and podcasting in this episode?

177.19 - 195.935 Unknown

I all knew it the same. We all knew it the same way. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Get it on your balls, yeah. Finger her, finger her. Come, come.

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197.478 - 218.368 Bryan

My friend used to have a whole ditty that he did to that and it had to do... It's easy to... It's easy. Yeah. But I'll tell you what. I saw Dave Matthews at Piedmont Park, which I recently... That show was playing on some random channel on Roku. Oh, right. Okay. They play concerts channel. They have an everything on Roku. I think it's like Access. Yeah. Maybe it was Access.

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218.548 - 223.115 Bryan

They played that show, which was recorded to be played on MTV, I think, at the time.

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224.367 - 239.807 Bryan

I went there with my ex-wife and my brother and his ex-wife, all of our ex-wives. We went there. And I remember it was the Allman Brothers and Dave Matthews Band that played. So Allman Brothers opened up for the Dave Matthews Band. And there was 200,000 people there.

239.827 - 241.431 Kristen

Oh, he's still a huge draw.

241.411 - 252.962 Bryan

Yeah. He's one of the highest grossing live acts still. And even after he took a five-year hiatus. Yep. And then he lost his fiddle player. His fiddle player was fiddling, I think.

253.483 - 256.606 Kristen

Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Somebody died, too.

256.646 - 277.267 Bryan

The saxophone guy died. Yes. And then the fiddle player was fiddling. He was accused of some pretty horrendous stuff. And now he's on Instagram. I think he had a stroke. And so now he can't play the fiddle anymore. He plays a box. Oh. He puts a box in between his knees and he taps it. To Dave Matthews music that's playing on like an old tape recorder in the background.

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