Bryan

They're just big safari trucks that carry like 25, 30 people at a time.

And someone actually drives it while someone else tells you what's going on and what you can see.

And the reason why they have to drive them and not put them on a track...

There are certainly paths and they're guided, right?

They can't go off, but they can go off if sometimes there's animal interactions with those actual things.

Like I remember one time Astrid and I got stuck for like 30, maybe 45 minutes because a giraffe had had a new baby and the baby and the mama were standing in the path, but they will not move the animals.

Like if the animal walks in front of the truck, you're stuck there until the animal decides to move.

It's a real live safari, right?

Yeah.

But there was a fucking horrendous moron with his children jumped off of one of these in the middle of the safari to pee.

To pee.

What?

And everybody else was videotaping this fucking moron peeing.

He jumped out of the safari truck and went over into the bushes and peed.

First of all, it's a real live safari.

There are real animals like rhinos and lions and alligators, crocodiles.

Even zebras can be dangerous if they're not used to interacting with human beings, right?

And so this guy gets out for a good two minutes.

I mean, this guy must have really had to pish.

He was there for a long time.