Bryan

Anyway, I don't want to give you the whole Disney history, even though I could.

Yeah, even though I could, I don't want to.

If you think I'm smart, you should ask my son.

He really knows all the Disney trivia.

So when you go to one of these parks, Disney World, Disneyland, Universal Studios, there is a rule that you can talk to a cast member and get out of line and they give you a card.

You can go to the bathroom and come back and take your place in line.

So you don't have to worry about losing your place if you have to pee.

Situations like this can be remedied pretty easily, right?

Mm-hmm.

And everyone would understand.

Everyone in line would understand.

You were standing there.

You have to go pee.

Go pee.

Come back.

Okay, cool, dude.

Right?

But you fucking moron, by allowing yourself to be videotaped like this, jumping out of the safari, putting yourself and others in danger, and then your poor fucking children, because here's the end result of that.

You didn't get to the end of the safari and enjoy the rest of your vacation.

You got trespassed at Disney, and you'll never be allowed back, and likely the other people in your group the same.