Brynn Whitfield

We, like, no, I feel like we've now, like, the bar in dating has gotten so low that we're, like, trying to justify, like, shit men. We're, like, oh, he's medium ugly, like, kind of cute. Like, he's rat chic. Of, like, these adjectives.

We, like, no, I feel like we've now, like, the bar in dating has gotten so low that we're, like, trying to justify, like, shit men. We're, like, oh, he's medium ugly, like, kind of cute. Like, he's rat chic. Of, like, these adjectives.

And, like, no, I do love, like, an Adam Driver, like, not the, like, necessarily, like, stupid. Like, honestly, a man with, like, a chiseled eyebrow that's, like, really, really attractive. I don't know. It's, like, too attractive. Yeah, yeah. I'm, like, I want you to look like you've been, like, beat up. Yeah. Or you could get, you'd probably get beat up a lot.

And, like, no, I do love, like, an Adam Driver, like, not the, like, necessarily, like, stupid. Like, honestly, a man with, like, a chiseled eyebrow that's, like, really, really attractive. I don't know. It's, like, too attractive. Yeah, yeah. I'm, like, I want you to look like you've been, like, beat up. Yeah. Or you could get, you'd probably get beat up a lot.

Yeah, I want you to look one bad decision away from an IV bag.

Yeah, I want you to look one bad decision away from an IV bag.

Like, no, like, I loved the Twilight era. Like, Edward Cullen. Oh, yes, again.

Like, no, like, I loved the Twilight era. Like, Edward Cullen. Oh, yes, again.

Well, there's two people I'd, like, shoot my shot with. Who? Leonardo DiCaprio, but by that time I was already 26, so. You're too old?

Well, there's two people I'd, like, shoot my shot with. Who? Leonardo DiCaprio, but by that time I was already 26, so. You're too old?

There's no shot. He was so cool. He seems cool.

There's no shot. He was so cool. He seems cool.

But then he loves the planet too. Like that's hot. What I love is a man that doesn't give a fuck and then really gives a fuck.

But then he loves the planet too. Like that's hot. What I love is a man that doesn't give a fuck and then really gives a fuck.

I got to interview Andrew Garfield, which was— Is he cute?

I got to interview Andrew Garfield, which was— Is he cute?

He is so lovely and nice.

He is so lovely and nice.

He's so tall and so cute.

He's so tall and so cute.