Brynn Whitfield

I still want the rom-com. I'm not going to lie.

I still want the rom-com. I'm not going to lie.

Oh, my God. I tend to date, like, the Disney gnomes, like the Grinch. The Grinch. Is that a Disney? Yeah. I love a Grinch little man. Steal my Christmas tree, bitch.

Oh, my God. I tend to date, like, the Disney gnomes, like the Grinch. The Grinch. Is that a Disney? Yeah. I love a Grinch little man. Steal my Christmas tree, bitch.

All the dating terms. We have bread crumbing, which means they give you just a little bit to hang on. But, like, you don't want just a little crumb. You want the baguette. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay? You want that sourdough and a man with dough. Love bombing, it's when someone is promising you the future so they can make you fall in love with a dream so you don't realize they're a nightmare.

All the dating terms. We have bread crumbing, which means they give you just a little bit to hang on. But, like, you don't want just a little crumb. You want the baguette. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay? You want that sourdough and a man with dough. Love bombing, it's when someone is promising you the future so they can make you fall in love with a dream so you don't realize they're a nightmare.

And then you have someone that's just like the orbiting where they'll be around, they won't text you back but they'll like all your stories and DM you but you're asking for a real plan and they won't do that. I feel like—I love mom and bread crumbing. I mean, I feel like—this is not a word. It's a lifestyle. Situationships.

And then you have someone that's just like the orbiting where they'll be around, they won't text you back but they'll like all your stories and DM you but you're asking for a real plan and they won't do that. I feel like—I love mom and bread crumbing. I mean, I feel like—this is not a word. It's a lifestyle. Situationships.

I feel like situationship is actually a sad term, and I want to change situationship to flings. Because flings feel like we're both flinging. We're mutually agreeing that, like, this might not be forever. Yes. Like a spring fling. I want a spring fling. I'm actually on the market for a spring fling. I don't want a boyfriend. I don't want a husband. Okay.

I feel like situationship is actually a sad term, and I want to change situationship to flings. Because flings feel like we're both flinging. We're mutually agreeing that, like, this might not be forever. Yes. Like a spring fling. I want a spring fling. I'm actually on the market for a spring fling. I don't want a boyfriend. I don't want a husband. Okay.

I want a spring fling that I can smooch with in a nice little dark temple bar. Oh, my God. I love that. Yeah. But I think, like, situationship means one person definitely wants more and one person isn't ready to commit. Yes. And then... Riz is just like, you have confidence, you're flirting. I think Pete Davidson, it used to be big dick energy, now it's Riz.

I want a spring fling that I can smooch with in a nice little dark temple bar. Oh, my God. I love that. Yeah. But I think, like, situationship means one person definitely wants more and one person isn't ready to commit. Yes. And then... Riz is just like, you have confidence, you're flirting. I think Pete Davidson, it used to be big dick energy, now it's Riz.

This used to be a case study, but that's the thing. They were like, oh, he's medium ugly. I'm like, no, he's hot. But I saw this TikTok video. about how sometimes men get elevated by the women they date. So when he dated Ariana Grande, he then became the most desirable man.

This used to be a case study, but that's the thing. They were like, oh, he's medium ugly. I'm like, no, he's hot. But I saw this TikTok video. about how sometimes men get elevated by the women they date. So when he dated Ariana Grande, he then became the most desirable man.

All I want is for people to find love while loving themselves. I want people, no matter who you love, to understand that you have value and to not put up with shit and to stand up for yourself and know that you deserve everything. For myself, I want you to get my book, Modern Dating for Dummies, out August 19th, where it has a lot of these things. But I really do think

All I want is for people to find love while loving themselves. I want people, no matter who you love, to understand that you have value and to not put up with shit and to stand up for yourself and know that you deserve everything. For myself, I want you to get my book, Modern Dating for Dummies, out August 19th, where it has a lot of these things. But I really do think

All of us together should collectively live in the mess that is dating. Don't try to be perfect. Just try to be you. And you might not sell out Madison Square Garden of dick, but you just need one. You just need one person to like you for you. So don't put on a PR version of yourself to get the wrong people to like you. I want people to have fun while dating. I want people to stop stressing.

All of us together should collectively live in the mess that is dating. Don't try to be perfect. Just try to be you. And you might not sell out Madison Square Garden of dick, but you just need one. You just need one person to like you for you. So don't put on a PR version of yourself to get the wrong people to like you. I want people to have fun while dating. I want people to stop stressing.

This is not the LSAT. Just literally put yourself out there. See what happens. If people don't like you, they just don't have good taste. So I want everyone to have a Silly Girl Spring, shake some ass, flirt a lot, and have fun.

This is not the LSAT. Just literally put yourself out there. See what happens. If people don't like you, they just don't have good taste. So I want everyone to have a Silly Girl Spring, shake some ass, flirt a lot, and have fun.