Brynn Whitfield

This is changing my life. You do. It's it's it's and it changes your whole I swear. It's like then the universe is alive and then you get sit next to a hot dude or even if not, there's always then like you can fantasize the whole flight about like the guy in H.E., Have you ever had sex on an airplane? For sure. With who? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With an ex.

This is changing my life. You do. It's it's it's and it changes your whole I swear. It's like then the universe is alive and then you get sit next to a hot dude or even if not, there's always then like you can fantasize the whole flight about like the guy in H.E., Have you ever had sex on an airplane? For sure. With who? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With an ex.

And honestly, the one time it was commercial, embarrassing enough, it was JetBlue. That makes sense to me. Coming back from, like, where was it? St. Bart's? Or I don't know where. St. Martin. And there was turbulence. And we were in the bathroom during the turbulence. And it was so fucking gross because he, like, didn't want to stop. And it's just, like, the JetBlue bathroom was really gross. Wow.

And honestly, the one time it was commercial, embarrassing enough, it was JetBlue. That makes sense to me. Coming back from, like, where was it? St. Bart's? Or I don't know where. St. Martin. And there was turbulence. And we were in the bathroom during the turbulence. And it was so fucking gross because he, like, didn't want to stop. And it's just, like, the JetBlue bathroom was really gross. Wow.

See, I'm too claustrophobic, I think, to have sex in one of those bathrooms. Yeah. That's why you got to do the Airbus A380. Okay. If you go upstairs. I'd write that down for me as well. If you go upstairs, there's, like, a longer bench in that bathroom. It was, like, built to fuck. The people at Airbus, like, they're, like.

See, I'm too claustrophobic, I think, to have sex in one of those bathrooms. Yeah. That's why you got to do the Airbus A380. Okay. If you go upstairs. I'd write that down for me as well. If you go upstairs, there's, like, a longer bench in that bathroom. It was, like, built to fuck. The people at Airbus, like, they're, like.

They're, like, we're going to put a little, like, Easter egg in this plane, and it's the bathroom.

They're, like, we're going to put a little, like, Easter egg in this plane, and it's the bathroom.

I hate the box. I went a year ago or something and I hadn't been in like 10 years. And I go and I was like, I got to get out of here. It's like bad. But then sure enough, I like get invited or like the table next to me. I was trying to like get away from the stage because we were right in the front. It's like Blue Man Group of like bodily fluids. Yeah, yeah.

I hate the box. I went a year ago or something and I hadn't been in like 10 years. And I go and I was like, I got to get out of here. It's like bad. But then sure enough, I like get invited or like the table next to me. I was trying to like get away from the stage because we were right in the front. It's like Blue Man Group of like bodily fluids. Yeah, yeah.

So I, like, try to go back, and this guy's, like, here, and he puts his arm around me. And the next thing I know, I'm, like, making out with him, and he's, like, choking me as we're making out. Well, it's the box. Yeah, it's the box. And I was, like – and I left, and I was, like, I'm never going back to the box again. Oh, I love the box. Really?

So I, like, try to go back, and this guy's, like, here, and he puts his arm around me. And the next thing I know, I'm, like, making out with him, and he's, like, choking me as we're making out. Well, it's the box. Yeah, it's the box. And I was, like – and I left, and I was, like, I'm never going back to the box again. Oh, I love the box. Really?

out of body experience like a queen i felt like a spy yeah yeah we should get dressed up and wear wigs and go to the box we have to buy i want to bring back so every time that my friends have an issue with guys i'm always like should we get wigs and trench coats and go stalk him like let's give binoculars let's go let's go let's be three babies in a trench coat yeah we already air tagged him we know where he is

out of body experience like a queen i felt like a spy yeah yeah we should get dressed up and wear wigs and go to the box we have to buy i want to bring back so every time that my friends have an issue with guys i'm always like should we get wigs and trench coats and go stalk him like let's give binoculars let's go let's go let's be three babies in a trench coat yeah we already air tagged him we know where he is

Have you ever air-tagged a guy? No, no, no.

Have you ever air-tagged a guy? No, no, no.

Yeah. If you had... I date crazies, though. You date crazies. Yeah, they're the crazy one. If you did do something nuts, what would it be, do you think? Would it be the craziest thing to be like going through a guy's phone? So you've never even gone through a guy's phone? I've never gone through a guy's phone. I really haven't done that a lot. I've never been cheated on. Lucky you. I know.

Yeah. If you had... I date crazies, though. You date crazies. Yeah, they're the crazy one. If you did do something nuts, what would it be, do you think? Would it be the craziest thing to be like going through a guy's phone? So you've never even gone through a guy's phone? I've never gone through a guy's phone. I really haven't done that a lot. I've never been cheated on. Lucky you. I know.

But you're a comedian.

But you're a comedian.