Smut, Sexting and Spies With Gabby Bryan
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Who are the hosts and guests on this podcast episode?
Welcome back, pleasers. Please give a very warm welcome to the hilarious and possibly more unhinged than me, Gabby Bryan. Gabby is always unfiltered, so I'm betting that she's going to be the best guest ever. Welcome, Gabby. Hello. Welcome to Please See Below, my brand new podcast all about perfecting the art of oversharing. Here, we mention the unmentionables and talk about topics and things that no one wants to say out loud, but everyone is desperate to know. Gabby Bryan, welcome. What's new? I sense like something, you walked in here glowing with confidence. What is new? I got my boobs done. Fresh boobs. Fresh titties. Fresh boobs. Titties, titties. Woo, we love them fresh over here.
Can you believe I wore a blazer to cover them up? I can't believe you're covering them up. Sometimes I'm so not used to having boobs or I'm walking around and I feel like a sloppy whore. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What inspired Gabby Bryan to get breast implants?
I feel like I need to put a blazer on them to be like, I have a job. Yeah, yeah. I think, too, the natural inclination to stop wearing, well, mine was to just stop wearing a bra. Yeah. So that didn't help. Cause I'm like, I'm just now not wearing a bra. My nipples are, since I was, I've always been like, I'm perma hard. Same. Yeah. God's blessed us.
And then there's something about getting an implant where they're like, I mean, my nipples could cut diamonds.
Yeah.
Now, now it's like, they're like slicing my shirts. Yeah.
Like a samurai sword. Your shirts are just like rags. Since getting my boobs in, I'm the biggest plastic surgery advocate. Yeah, me too. I was like you. I was an insecure. I just I I had him growing up like one of my boobs. The left developed before the right. So I secretly thought as an 11 year old that I had cancer. I didn't know what cancer was. No, you were just, God gave you lopsided. Yeah, yeah. I was totally, and then eventually two years later, righty came in, but never fully developed. So I always felt like a monster. And like, I'd be with guys, they couldn't tell. But then a couple of times I'd be like, I'd ask people and I'd show them. They're like, oh yeah, like that one is way bigger.
So I was always like putting padding, like getting a padded bra, but taking the padded out of the left and put it in the right. You doubled up. I doubled up on one side. It was always like, but again, I was still pretty confident. And then I got them done when I was 29 as a, gift to myself and I was like wait a this was way too easy b I was like I didn't realize how much it was affecting me like every time I'd get ready or all day long I was readjusting my underwear trying to hike I was oh I was always trying to hike my little titties up like they were yeah they were trying to be something they weren't yeah yeah yeah you're imposter syndrome on my little boobs what size were you before
I was A. I was like a double A. A double A?
Double A. I think that's what they tell girls with A. Like double A. You're like a double A. You're a cuter little A. You'll never hear someone say double B. You never hear double C or double D you do. Double D. Double D. But that's, again, something to flex.
I don't understand why double only exists in whatever. A's and D's. So I Ubered to the hospital.
You went yourself? Yeah. Didn't they make, I thought they make, don't they make someone come with you? No. Where'd you go?
New Jersey, baby.
No rules.
Okay, yeah, yeah. I literally Ubered to the hospital. I got there and the nurse was like, oh, okay, so come on the back. You paid, right? And I was like, I think so. Are you going to let me in here? I didn't even pay. I would have clarned this if I knew. And then it was so easy. I'm going to get everything done. I'm going to get everything nipped, tucked, tied. I don't care.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who are the hosts and guests on this podcast episode?
0:42–1:37
2
What inspired Gabby Bryan to get breast implants?
1:37–4:01
3
How was Gabby Bryan's breast augmentation surgery and recovery experience?
4:01–9:40
4
What kinds of smut books does Gabby Bryan enjoy and why?
9:40–14:07
5
How does Gabby Bryan describe her dating life and experiences in New York?
14:07–18:34
6
What are Gabby Bryan’s thoughts on dating men in finance and height preferences?
18:34–22:47
7
How does Gabby Bryan balance her comedy career and personal life while on tour?
22:47–30:39
8
What are Gabby Bryan's funniest and most memorable date stories?
30:39–1:12:22