Gabby Bryan
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214 appearances
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first heard Apr 2025
last heard Apr 2025
Gabby Bryan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield · Smut, Sexting and Spies With Gabby Bryan · 30 Apr 2025
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Can you believe I wore a blazer to cover them up? I can't believe you're covering them up. Sometimes I'm so not used to having boobs or I'm walking around and I feel like a sloppy whore. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then there's something about getting an implant where they're like, I mean, my nipples could cut diamonds.
Now, now it's like, they're like slicing my shirts. Yeah.
I was A. I was like a double A. A double A?
I don't understand why double only exists in whatever. A's and D's. So I Ubered to the hospital.
New Jersey, baby.
Okay, yeah, yeah. I literally Ubered to the hospital. I got there and the nurse was like, oh, okay, so come on the back. You paid, right? And I was like, I think so. Are you going to let me in here? I didn't even pay. I would have clarned this if I knew. And then it was so easy. I'm going to get everything done. I'm going to get everything nipped, tucked, tied. I don't care.
I didn't Uber home. Well, I had to stay overnight and they like hired a nurse for me. Oh, fancy. Yeah. Okay. So I just had like a little Irish nurse. I think she was Irish or I was on Vicodin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're totally on Vicodin.
I went on tour one week later.
You know when you first get them and they're just, like, up to your chin and you look like a sex dog? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they drop, and now they look, like, beautiful and natural. They look so beautiful and natural.
I just wish like I looked insane. My doctor was the same way where I was like, you know, he's an artist and he wanted them to fit my body. That's bullshit. But could you imagine if I just came in here and you were like.
I want it to look like insane. I want people to gasp. So I've decided every few years I'm just going to go up a size until I like die.
So they're so fresh. Like can't stress this enough. Two months old. Three months old. You know, first trimester with my new boobs.
I made out with a guy who was a friend because I really was on a tear like they're too small. So it was like I looked at my friend and I'm like, you have to come make out with me. We were already planning on that. But I need you to medically look at my boobs and tell me if they're too small. I feel like every guy's going to want to be your friend.
Just be a good friend. I'm actually a really good friend. Just be a good friend. Be a good friend. I need you to juggle my titties tonight. So I literally kept flashing him and being like, okay, this angle, this angle. Too small, too small. Too small, too small. Get it? Gotta go. And he's like, can you do it again? And he's like, I'm loving this.
And then I recently had sex for the first time since having it, but I think I'm so... scared that they're going to pop still, that I was like... You got silicone, right? Yeah. Oh, thank God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
horrible because you can go on like a roller coaster you just go like this or you say the pledge of allegiance and they pop could you imagine you're just trying to be a patriot i'm just i'm just trying to like give one to my country and then my which is the most unpatriotic thing for a titty to pop that's true i do have jokes about this but i scheduled my boob job um like without thinking and it was on january 20th which was inauguration day oh my gosh augmentation day for me yeah but i like
I think it's just so funny that as a Republican is taking office like I'm getting jugs like it was the most Republican thing.
I deserve it.
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