C-Lo

Now's the time to get ready, but it's an adjustment.

Yeah.

right now as we sit here.

That's correct.

And the ex-first baseman, of course, now with a new team, that being Pete Alonzo, who's, we'll say, still working on his pronunciation of his new team.

He did just go with the go-ohs at the end.

The Baltimore Earls.

Guy Allen on Twitter sent this to me yesterday and tagged it Boomer Porn for tomorrow.

Merrill Kelly had a three-year offer from the Padres.

Oh, this is good.

But the tax implications were absurd enough that it made more sense for him to take a two-year offer from the Diamondbacks.

protecting his retirement?

Isn't that the whole point of how he's gotten to the stage where he can walk away in a couple of months?

Okay.

Anyway.

Merrill Kelly's quote on California, quote, they take too much money.

The taxes over there are unbelievable.

There you go.

Gordon Dahmer handling overnights for us the last couple of days.

He had an interesting reference and comparison upon seeing the Aaron Glenn sleeping video from the scouting combine yesterday.