Chapter 1: What happened with the golfer and the Egyptian geese?
Did you see the Ryan Gerard swing yesterday? Yes. Out of the mud? No, the one where he almost killed the bird.
He had an interesting day, yeah. The one where he hit the bird, part three. T-shot, not his fault. Randy Johnson situation. Right as the bird flies by. You see the feather. I said wing. I guess feathers flying off. Oh, boy. But Smiley Kaufman got to the bottom of it. Bird survived and flew away, so that was all good. Smiley Kalkin? Smiley Kaufman. He's one of the announcements.
You're not from Dolph Channel, guy? You're not actually Dolph Channel. Yeah, but by the other thing, too, he was also the guy that was in the quicksand.
Yes.
Right. He had a ball in the quicksand.
Yeah, there's all kinds of crazy stuff going on out there. You've got the bear trap there and guys where balls are in the water. They're in bunkers. The quicksand, the mud. So this was the video as they went to that. This was Girardi's guy. The shoes are on. The pants are rolled up. He's in the mud. And you've got some natural sound going on as well. Oh, no. Well, quicksand on the sixth hole.
Well, this is Ukshay. This is the hazard that Ukshay took his shirt off for. He kept the shoes on, though. Yeah. The locker room attendant's not going to be happy when he comes in later on today. Oh, wow. You heard the Egyptian geese mocking him, too.
It was actually hilarious watching that.
I mean, there was all kinds of weird stuff going on out there. How about this stretch? I don't know this guy, David Ford. So I guess he started on the back nine. So this was from 15 to the fourth. So he's playing, right? 15th, three-putt bogey. 16, finds the water, bogey. 17, found the water twice, quad bogey. Then he goes birdie, par, hole-out eagle, hole-out eagle. Excuse.
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Chapter 2: How did the golfer's day unfold on the course?
That would be fun. And one other thing with the bird. Did you see in Istanbul the soccer player that gave the bird CPR?
No.
You didn't see this? No. So very similar to the Ryan Gerrard thing with him hitting the ball off the tee, this was in Istanbul in a soccer match. The goalie goes to kick the ball out, and it clobbers a bird. I think it was a seagull. And one of the players goes over and gives it CPR.
CPR to a bird on the soccer field? Wow. I'm surprised you didn't see that. I did not. No. Yeah. I would imagine that's a very compelling video. It was interesting. Man, I wouldn't know how to give CPR to a bird.
It's a bird, you moron.
By the way, we are sponsored by Chef IQ, precision cooking, effortless results, chefiq.com. Just speaking of Matty Martz, you're talking hockey. My father-in-law, I told you, is a huge Islanders fan. He texted me last night in the middle of the game. Tell Boomer to convince Martz. He's got his suit up again. Number 48 needs an ice guardian. I know he's guarding off the ice, but on the ice.
Well, that's up to the players in uniform. Yeah, of course. I understand that.
And by the way, what you don't realize is Matthew Schaefer is a pretty big kid. I mean, he is 6'2". He's probably about 6'2", about 185, 190 pounds.
Man, he looks trim. And I see him in the locker room without the gear on. It's like, man, he's really thin.
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Chapter 3: What unusual incident occurred involving a bird in soccer?
I got a needle when you get a chance. Yeah, yeah. Very good. One clip here, Mets-related. Geez, I got my words all fudged up there. They did beat the Astros 5-0. We talked about Nolan McLean and his excellent performance, home runs from Marcus Simeon and Tyrone Taylor.
Haven't seen Rory Polanco at first in a real game just yet, spring training game, but he's been doing it, you know, backfield, center squad, all that. And he was asked how it's coming along, making the transition defensively at first base.
You know, everybody's saying first base, man, you see here. But it's harder than what you expect. It is harder than what people expect, you know. But like I say, this is the perfect time to get ready.
So maybe temporary expectations a little. Sorry, he said it's harder than people expect. Oh, okay.
I'm working on it now.
Now's the time to get ready, but it's an adjustment.
Well, you have basically him and Vientos playing first base.
Yeah. right now as we sit here. That's correct. And the ex-first baseman, of course, now with a new team, that being Pete Alonzo, who's, we'll say, still working on his pronunciation of his new team.
Hey, what's up, John? It's Pete Alonzo here. So I saw what your son had to say about being upset of me signing with the Earls, but hey, he can always become the Earls.
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Chapter 4: Why did Merrill Kelly choose the Diamondbacks over the Padres?
All the boys are going to war. You know, we're all battling for each other.
There it is, the boys. I'm talking about all the boys. Quickly, Rangers did lose in overtime to the Flyers at the Garden 3-2. Matt Famichkov, second at the game, won it for Philadelphia. The Devils took a 4-1 loss to the Penguins out in Pittsburgh. The Nets beaten by the Spurs in Brooklyn 126-12.
This is why I even bother playing these games. Yeah, I know they have to.
And they've got to play in Boston tonight, and then the Knicks will visit the Bucs. Giannis was ruled out, by the way. He's been cleared, but not going to return to the lineup tonight for Milwaukee.
They probably feel that they don't need him.
Maybe. They don't want to showcase him.
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