Caitlin Green

They should have their cell phone privileges taken away.

That's what the judge should do in this case, really.

I think so.

I think if we can get like the prime minister of Finland over here and, you know, if she has to like wear some high heels while she's at it, why not?

She could like step on Clav's hands and see where we end up.

I'm going to be overly earnest here for a second in the hopes that like there is a 21 or 20 year old man listening.

You're good enough.

You're good enough.

You do not need an internet grifter making you feel like crap about yourself so that they can make money.

And that's what this is.

So just put the phone down, go walk outside as the youth would say, touch grass.

You're doing just fine.

The people who are trying to sell you the cure are making you think you have a problem.

Everyone needs to hear this.

Stop buying stuff.

You don't need to buy stuff.

You are inherently good enough.

You have inherent value.

That's the whole reason of being here.

Go live your life.