Caitlin Green

So I'm going to get an OnlyFans award.

So she went out, got an OnlyFans.

It has been wildly successful.

I'm sure she's garnered a lot more followers since her run during the Milan Olympics.

She charges $200 a year for a subscription and access for three months is $60.

Yeah, I failed math.

So I don't know what that breaks down to per month, but yeah, $60 for three months, like 20 bucks a month.

If you're really into her, I don't know.

I think that's not bad.

But I also don't know what she's showing.

And this is the other thing.

So a lot of people hear OnlyFans and they assume that there's a lot of really explicit stuff going on.

Some of the more like, I guess, public figures that aren't just straight up content creators for OnlyFans, if they have another life and this is funding that, a lot of the time it's like artistic nudity.

So it'll be like her with her bobsled and like a piece of sheer drape, you know, purposely placed somewhere.

I'm just paraphrasing here.

But I, so I don't know if she's going full nude, but 16 bucks, that's a couple of coffees.

And also too, like if you're just a, you know, if you're a young, hot German bobsledder, like, I don't know, you got to do what you got to do.

I love it because I think to me, they strike me as like they would be excellent in winter warfare.

That's what I watch and I imagine.

That's the terms in which I apply this.