Caitlin Green

I just think these guys are actual soldiers and you should be recruiting them to fight off the Arctic oil wars that are coming for us all.

Yeah, really odd.

He decided that he was going to break down emotionally and apologize for cheating on his girlfriend.

He just cops to having recently cheated on his girlfriend, talking about how much he regrets it and that he wants to get her back.

And he uses this moment to sort of shoot his shot with her.

And it doesn't pan out for him.

No.

And he's 28.

He's not 21.

Like he's still young by all accounts, but this is a very young, dumb brain thing to do to cheat on someone you've been together with for six months.

And then to sort of create this viral moment at the expense of her embarrassment.

That's really what it is.

A hundred percent.

And so she doesn't take him back.

Then he's asked about it endlessly at follow-up press conferences, which of course he is.

You just cried on camera about cheating your girlfriend after winning a medal in the Olympics.

Biathlon medal.

Biathlon medal.

And yeah, I don't blame her for not taking him back.

He probably sucks.