Caleb Barge
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I was raised really religious, and my parents put me in a private Christian school.
And there, they taught me that we were created by God, and we did not evolve from monkeys.
If anybody here believes we did not evolve from monkeys, I want you to go home and Google foot job porn.
A girl jerking a dude off with her feet.
That's the most monkey shit I've ever seen in my life.
It frees your hands up to eat bananas.
I found this thing, like, it's footjobporn.com.
My dad was a really religious one.
He did not like gay people at all.
He was like, Caleb, the way that gay guys have sex, it's disgusting.
They do each other in the butt.
That's where poop comes from.
I was like, dude, they're not doing each other while they're taking a shit, right?
Every hole in the human body has a non-sexual function, and when it's not doing that function, that's when you're supposed to stick your penis in it, right?