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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hey, this is Red Band, and you're listening to the Death Squad Podcast Network. This episode of Kill Tony and every episode of Kill Tony can be found at DeathSquad.TV. And don't forget to check out everything Tony Hinchcliffe at TonyHinchcliffe.com. And the Sunset Strips, my new comedy club in Austin, Texas, go to SunsetStripATX.com. And now, here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Red Vein coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony Hitchclap!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? Okay, make some noise for Red Band, everybody. Hey! We're here. You did it. You're at Kill Tony, the number one live podcast in the world, brought to you by Talkspace, Squarespace, and Freezepipe. How about a hand for the best damn band in the land, huh? That's the great, on the horns, Carlos Sosa, Raul Vallejo, Fernando Castillo.
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Who's ready to start tonight's fucking episode, huh? Well, well, well, as you may know, I book every single episode of this show. This one has been not months, but many years in the making to get our two guests at the same time. How lucky are we? Two of the all-time greats. Ladies and gentlemen, our guests tonight are Dave Attell and David Spade. Fuck yeah. You're in it tonight, motherfuckers.
Dave Attell, the new special Hot Cross Buns on Netflix. Thank you, Tony. Thank you, Tony. Welcome back, Dave. And there's no better place to pitch it than Austin, Texas. Am I right, guys? Thank you very much. Hell yeah. You had an amazing weekend here. I came to your show last night. It was un-fucking-believable. Truly one of the best in the world.
Well, you know what? Next time you stroke me, please use some lube.
Oh, wow. First joke of the show. Boom. I love it. David Spade, your first time on the show. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Austin. Welcome to Kill Tony. Thank you. The Superfly podcast with Dana Carvey available everywhere. But tonight you're at Kill Tony. Right. I think I went in the wrong room, but... I'm supposed to be at traffic school.
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Chapter 2: Who are the special guests on this episode?
He is wearing the same sunglasses tonight. I have the same look. That's my look, man. Couple guys take it in the ballgame. Yeah. We called it an early night, and then we went home, and the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded. Oh, my God. That took me off guard. Something romantic about it, though. That's not how you want to end any night at the ballpark. So we're watching it.
It still happens. In the morning, we stayed all night. I love that sometimes Casey can't decide which one of two pictures he wants to use, so he uses both.
Just pushing the story along. We're watching it, and then, you know, we're kind of taking it out. You loved it. Oh, my God, we couldn't take our eyes off of it. Amazing. Amazing. So we start, oh, you face the camera on that one so everyone could really see that he was watching it. That is incredible.
You don't remember any of this, David?
No, it feels a little AI, but I don't know. I don't mind it. I didn't know. Then we decided we were going to stop it from ever happening again. We put it, we suited up commando style and we shut down NASA from the inside. Wow. Well, those were the days.
Yeah, any time.
Yeah. Well, it's good that you're used to doing this because for your next gig where you're holding up a song, we'll sing for food.
I thought this one was kind of fun because it's the ending of Fight Club. So we're holding hands and we're like, I met you at a very strange time in my life.
Oh, the Mucinex guy is also in the corner of that one. Is he?
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Chapter 3: What is the format of the comedy show?
The Buc-ee's open? I don't know, 6 a.m.? No, it's 24 hours, right?
That's right, 24 hours. No doubt about it.
That's where you can watch all the foot job porn you want, in the bathrooms.
What kind of projects are you coordinating from home?
So tech jobs and stuff like that, like big Fortune 100 client companies want to update their mapping software and stuff, so they contract it out, so I just run it.
Okay. What do you do for fun? 13 years in stand-up comedy. Where did you do the 13 years at?
New York City.
Wow.
Do you live here now or are you just visiting? Yeah, I just moved here. How long ago? December.
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Chapter 4: How does the audience participate in the show?
December. What do you love about Austin? Anything stand out to you so far?
Yeah, I mean, I got really tired of New York City. I mean, I like just... You can actually walk around and there's not a million fucking people. I really enjoy that. And the food's great. I really like it here. All right.
Well, what do you do for fun, Caleb? Tell us something about your wild side when you're not doing stand-up.
I did some traveling the past few years. So, yeah, I went to Costa Rica. Okay. Nice. Yeah, yeah. I got a vasectomy there. Yeah. Was that your idea or the court's? Whose idea was that? Definitely mine, yeah.
Yeah. That's the place. The old Costa Rican vasectomy.
It was 250 bucks. I put it on a credit card. I was just like, hell yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What highlights are shared about David's new special?
Christmas came early. Oh, my God. That is the funniest. Oh, my God. How about another hand for David's Hell, by the way, ladies and gentlemen? Absolutely. Truly killing Tony, as always. His new special Hot Cross Buns is out now, so make sure you go see it immediately. All right, I'm excited about this next bucket poll, because it's a one-word name that I've never seen before, I don't believe.
So those are always interesting. They tend to either be absolutely hysterical or crazier than shit. Let's see what happens with the comedy styling. 60 seconds of Zebulon, everybody. The Kill Tony debut of Zebulon. Okay, here we go.
So I got a theme going on, which is heavy set.
Chapter 6: What comedic themes emerge in Zebulon's performance?
It both describes my body type and the material I'm gonna do, so. Let's start off in a good place, though. I'm celebrating 20 years of marriage. Some noise. I appreciate it. It's actually not that great. She's a really annoying bitch that's always on my back. No, I'm not married to a woman. I'm married to chronic pain.
I've been in pain every day for the last 20 years with a spinal injury, so hip hip hooray, I guess. Despite all the pain, maybe because of it, drugs aren't that effective. I used to take 180 milligrams of morphine every day. Never got me high. It kind of helped the pain. Most of it for me was getting me super constipated, so it definitely wasn't the shit. I'm going to be honest with you all.
Chapter 7: How does Zebulon describe his experience with chronic pain?
Sadly, I'm thinking about divorce and pain. She's just always on my nerves. I just haven't had the courage to pull that trigger yet. All right, that's my time. Thank y'all. I'm Zeb Green. All right, Zebulon. Yes, sir.
Fuck yeah. Welcome to the show, Zebulon. What a cool name. Where does that come from?
Yeah, it is a Hebrew name, but my mother got it from the 70s TV show How the West Was Won. Zebulon McCahan. I'm country as shit. Wow.
How country? Where were you raised?
Hot Springs, Arkansas. Okay. I was on here about a year ago. I've lost like 130 pounds and grew a beard since then.
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Chapter 8: What insights does Zebulon provide about his journey in stand-up comedy?
Wow. All right.
Did you go by the name Zebulon then?
I went by Zeb Green, so recently I've changed my stage name to Zebulon.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right. Wow. What made you change your name to Zebulon?
He moved to Mars. Exactly. Yeah, I don't know. I just felt like it had a little more presence to it, something more unique. To be honest with you, I felt like I've grown in my confidence over this last year, and it made me feel more confident on stage. Like Zebulon, go up there and fucking kill this shit. I love it. I love it. Is that your real first name, Zebulon?
So my full name is Brian Michael Zebulon Green. I have way too many fucking names. Wow. Yeah, so it's my third name. I go by Zeb, and then on stage, Zebulon.
What do you do for a living?
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