Caleb Hearon
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So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
Not a one.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
And I'm the most, oh, also inflexible person alive.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
So other people are, well, they're training to be ballerinas.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
That's what they want to do.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
I can't touch my knees.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
So it's humiliating for me in a hundred different ways.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
How long did you do ballet?
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
I did it for, I want to say, three years of ballet classes.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
A long time.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
And it got to the point where I hated it so much that my mom would drop me off
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
And I would go inside, and then once her car, her big white van, she drove a big white van, once it drove away, I would go outside to a pay phone, call the school, and say I was sick.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
And then my mom would come and pick me up, and I would walk back into the school to be picked.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
You understand what I'm saying?
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
Yes, huge.
So True with Caleb Hearon
Michael Cruz Kayne Loves Basketball
I'm doing subterfuge.