Callan (Johnny B)

We're going live in three, two... And it's a lovely, bland, say-nothing team tune.

RT, we'd love that.

Welcome to another installment of Senior Hurling, my economic-slash-lifestyle-slash-badger podcast with actual Minister for Finance, me.

In a manner of speaking, in terms of... What's that supposed to mean?

I'm important.

Also joining me is co-brothish Micheál Martin.

What's up?

I've already addressed Wazzap numerous times in terms of I'm not going to go into it again.

You're being prickly, Michal, on account of being asked endlessly about your future as leader of the party.

Just heave him alone, people.

Sorry now, you got no flack for the flimsy fuel package that caused the protest because nobody truly believes you're the actual Minister for Finance or is in any way involved in such things.

I was involved.

Once it was explained to me five times using a Sylvanian family's farm set.

It was you who pushed the Healy Ray chap out of office.

There's a bit more to it than that now.

Stop speaking in code.

Oh, code.

That's another numerical thing that frightens me.

Sorry, I thought I saw a spreadsheet.

By the way, fair play to Leo Varankar for getting out of bed for a few hours to direct rural rage at the blue shirts with his cold, unfeeling dead eyes.