Callan (Johnny B)
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Uh, it's hard to know if you mean Iran or this.
In Iran, you threatened to end their civilization, backed down, gave a ceasefire deadline, they didn't blink, and you just extended it anyway, indefinitely, like a girlfriend threatening to break up with a guy who's already ghosting her.
Well, I was expecting to be bombing again, but Pakistan called me and said, hold on.
Mr. President, hold on.
Because I'm a man of peace, I paused my war.
There's no record of that phone call, however.
No, it definitely happened, J.D.
I was sipping on a warm cup of ayahuasca at the time and the call came through.
It was on the Churchill bust phone, you know.
Sir, you were blasted out of it on psychedelic lunatic soup.
Maybe, who knows, but the war is paused.
You know, stalemate is also a crisis.
Oil prices are up.
Even the price of condoms have gone up 30%.
That's because blockades are in fashion.