Callan (Johnny B)
👤 Speaker
585
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
My big, beautiful blockade.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
What is a condom if not a blockade on the most important naval vessel of them all?
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
I'd rather not picture that, sir.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
My blockade is bigly winning.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
Some blockades, they don't work so well.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
Just look at my sons, Don and Eric, and their drooling lack of talent says it all.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
Look, we gotta focus here.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
The less well-off are suffering and we're losing their support ahead of midterms.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
Don't worry, I've got this.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
I've already agreed to give money to those worst affected.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
The United Arab Emirates.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
You've offered one of the richest countries on earth a financial bailout?
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
They asked nicely.
Callan's Kicks
Leo's culchie attack and one bed sheds
Plus, they bought into my crypto fund early.