Callan (Johnny B)

They all sound a bit like breakfast cereals too.

That'd be a good TikTok actually, I must remember.

The only talk you should be worrying about is the clock ticking down to the next cabinet reshuffle.

Here's three scenarios for when that happens.

One...

I keep finance.

Two, I double job finance and justice.

Three, I join a parallel universe where I ran for president and be at home now with me feet up, the chakra happy, the pension in the attic after failing on a respectable 15% first count burnout.

Wow.

Your Majesty, thank you so much for seeing me at this time of hardship and great strife.

I hope I'm not eating into your packed schedule of crisis management, family squabbles and or both at the same time.

Not at all, Prime Minister.

I'm just begging for the US so we can hardly face all this American baggage.

Oh, Meghan, still weighing on your mind, sir?

Could be worse.

I hear you're holding on to leadership by your fingertips.

Quite.

You must be blessed with slender, rictus-bearing fingers.

My sausagey digits would have given up years ago and let the career slip away into the blessed relief of the waves crashing below the cliffs.

No, no, I'm determined in my efforts to hold out against the dying of the light, to stay strong.