Cam Howieson

Before we get to the results, let's get stuck into the mammals.

Gasly decapitated a groundhog in qualifying.

Alex Albon from Williams minced one into the wall during practice.

And last year, hypocritically, the vegan Sir Lewis Hamilton...

Absolutely shredded one on the track.

Interestingly, when it comes to animal slaughter at Ville-le-Neuve in 2016, Sebastian Vettel did the anti-G-lane thing and refused to plough through seagulls on the track and blamed that on his loss to Hamilton.

But back to the present.

Kimi wins his fourth in a row.

A big comeback for Hamilton.

He's on the podium in second.

And speaking of which, speaking of great comebacks,

Max up there for the first time this year.

Those Red Bull upgrades putting him right back into contention.

But now to Mercedes.

Toto Wolff must have taken George Russell out for ice cream without his fave son Antonelli because Kimi was trying to kill George.

But before he could, Russell's power unit shat the bed and the pole sitter ended up hiffing shit out of the cockpit as his expected championship coronation.

takes a further pummeling.

Meanwhile, the McLarens chose the intermediates at the start, completely ruining their race.

Didn't matter for Morris because just as he was sniffing Lawson's ass for seventh, his car also pooed and shat the bed and shat its pants, and he was out as well.

Meanwhile, Piastri tried to kill Alex Albon earlier.