"Imagine Being A Phoenix Fan"
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What issues were raised from the Super Rugby commentary?
Oh, morning, fellas.
Morning, Minaya.
Lane, Minaya, Joe, listener. Listener. We've all just got the one, eh?
How did Auckland FC become champions of the A-League?
Yeah.
Well, you've got to talk to them like they are. Well, because you listen one-to-one. Yeah, that's true. It's the one that's always annoyed me about the Kyoto Fano. It's like, I'm not here with my family crowded around my phone watching my Instagram reels. You know what I mean? Yeah.
What happened in the thrilling match between the Crusaders and the Chiefs?
It's like most people haven't been to radio school. address the audience you listen by yourself you know you don't listen to that was that was that was the first day's lesson that was you address the listener as an individual yeah do we have a name you know how like when you come up with a demographic for a station or a marketing company comes up with a demo they quite often like to name that person king lizard so we can name so okay okay good morning to you good morning to you lane good morning to you king lizard Oh, I thought it was the agenda-arty. Yeah, there is the agenda-arty. Oh, yeah, but that's kind of a group noun, isn't it? It's a community noun. Anyway, issues from Saturday night's commentary I'd like to raise if that's okay.
Look, there's issues from both nights' commentary. Friday night's Epstein Files theme was an ill-fated evening.
How did the Warriors achieve their sixth consecutive win against the Dragons?
Yeah, we shouldn't have really – I mean, I didn't know it was kids' round until the whole kids' round swearing thing happened on Saturday night. What round do you think is appropriate for the Epstein theme? Yeah, in hindsight, no round. And at halftime, we tried to cleanse ourselves of it by changing it to a Disney theme.
What should we expect from the Black Caps' one-off Test against Ireland?
That really backfired as well because then it turned into a Disney slash Epstein crossover. And that was even worse. So, yeah, apologies. I mean, particularly probably for our Radio Hodaki listeners.
What insights did Matt Heath share in his F1 Corner?
There's no BSA anymore, is there? No, well, apparently there is for another couple of weeks. Yeah, but I mean, it's a grey area because the media council will be like, we don't want to take this on because they're going to take on the complaint. Media council are like, really no and then you just if we did get a complaint first of all they're all in the departure lounge so they're not going to do anything anyway um then also you just filibuster until they do get shut down it's a great area in which we really need to take advantage of it yeah i think because you're right there's going to be a an area it's like when you if you ever had a new boss and your your boss is on the in the and they haven't appointed someone else yeah
What were the highlights of the A-League celebrations with Cam Howieson?
And so you know for about that period you can do whatever you want. Yeah, or if someone leaves, then anything that goes wrong at work, you just blame on the person who recently left. It doesn't matter if they had anything to do with it or not. Yeah, it's like you can never really leave.
What feedback did listeners provide in the 'Yours Please' segment?
This is why everyone knows that this comes out of Auckland. Most media comes out of Auckland. The reason why it does is because if you leave Auckland and think you can do it from remotely, you can't. Because as soon as you move out of Auckland and something goes wrong, you get the blame so you go I'm going to do the I'm going to do the Hauraki breakfast show from Waimati and you go down there and it still sounds the same but shit starts going wrong in the office it's like well fuck Manoa's not here to fucking help Al go to the Zonside or see this client he's at home at the moment I guarantee he's at home and then so then eventually the narrative will become that you're useless because you're in Waimati and you'll get fired whereas at the moment I'm useless and I'm in Auckland so
So that's why you have to stick around. You have to be present and go, I'm here. You good? God damn it.
Because no one will say it to your face.
I want to go home. Speaking of the BSA, you can decide for yourself, King Lizard, at home, whether or not this would probably slip through the cracks or maybe be upheld.
Love with a hot step. Love with a chip and chase to halfway that he's interfered with.
Oh, not the face. Not the face. Don't touch his face, for Christ's sake.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What issues were raised from the Super Rugby commentary?
0:00–0:06
2
How did Auckland FC become champions of the A-League?
0:06–0:20
3
What happened in the thrilling match between the Crusaders and the Chiefs?
0:20–1:02
4
How did the Warriors achieve their sixth consecutive win against the Dragons?
1:02–1:20
5
What should we expect from the Black Caps' one-off Test against Ireland?
1:20–1:32
6
What insights did Matt Heath share in his F1 Corner?
1:32–2:06
7
What were the highlights of the A-League celebrations with Cam Howieson?
2:06–2:21
8
What feedback did listeners provide in the 'Yours Please' segment?
2:21–49:54