Cameron Illig

It used to be a thing.

It used to be a lot of fun in a Walgreens parking lot, you know?

Not a lot of returns, there were always scratches on the back.

stuff you know but i supplement it you know i supplement my uh my sex life a little bit with porn when i can but texas makes that very difficult there's not exactly porn down here so you got to get creative you know i uh i found something pretty interesting it was david blaine's sex tape that's good shit that's good shit you know he's having sex with a girl and she's like oh david don't come in me i'm not on the pill and he's like check your pocket

I saw a homeless person shitting on the street yesterday.

No, no.

Long gone on the marriage there.

My mom, a radio dosimetrist, treats cancer.

Okay.

And then my dad was like a pharmaceutical salesperson.

Then got popped smoking weed, and I guess you can't do that as a pharmaceutical salesperson.

Oh, wow.

I've remedied the solution.

I found a box that I can just go back to over and over again.

Look at that.

But yeah, no, it's good.

We both travel for work and stuff.

So it is, there's some dry spells, but yeah.

She actually, she's all over the place.

She's like a wastewater field service technician.