Cameron Illig

Yeah, so despite his gayness, he's much more homophobic than you, you know?

He's fucking sending them there, so.

Oh, bro.

I got, like, crippled for, like, four years from college football.

Ooh, tell us more.

I got rolled up on, dude.

I messed up my ankle.

And then I broke my leg, and I fucked up all my cartilage and ligaments in my ankle.

And then the doctors kept fucking up.

I had to have, like, two surgeries.

But we're better now, dude.

We made it.

I can tell my phone was made in China because the default skin color on my emojis is yellow.

If Johnny Depp has a one night stand and then the next morning gets an amber alert on his phone, does he panic and check his bed for any surprises?

I think he does.

Is the utensil of choice for non-binary people a spork?

I think they eat exclusively with that when they eat brunch.

Let's see.

If a plane makes a successful water landing, do the black passengers panic harder after the landing?

If a guy goes on a date, on a Tinder date, with a girl that ends up not being a girl, did he get catfished or swordfished?