Cameron

I really enjoy myself some Thanksgiving dinner. I start my meal, make a calculated move and start with An innocent, savory crescent roll, just to kind of wet the palate a bit and to ease into the better things and save those for last. So I take a bite of the crescent roll, and immediately I notice that sensation I was mentioning, where it feels like something's stuck.

But like I said, I don't think anything of it. What a horrible disease. My panic meter is at a zero.

But like I said, I don't think anything of it. What a horrible disease. My panic meter is at a zero.

But like I said, I don't think anything of it. What a horrible disease. My panic meter is at a zero.

I mean, it happened at dinner last night.

I mean, it happened at dinner last night.

I mean, it happened at dinner last night.

So I'm then thinking through my options like, okay, let's move on to some green bean casserole. It's more of a slimy texture to it. So surely that is going to displace the crescent roll that's currently sitting in my esophagus. And lubricate the esophagus. I mean, it's a logical next move. So take a nice bite of the green bean casserole.

So I'm then thinking through my options like, okay, let's move on to some green bean casserole. It's more of a slimy texture to it. So surely that is going to displace the crescent roll that's currently sitting in my esophagus. And lubricate the esophagus. I mean, it's a logical next move. So take a nice bite of the green bean casserole.

So I'm then thinking through my options like, okay, let's move on to some green bean casserole. It's more of a slimy texture to it. So surely that is going to displace the crescent roll that's currently sitting in my esophagus. And lubricate the esophagus. I mean, it's a logical next move. So take a nice bite of the green bean casserole.

Oh yeah, I can talk. I can breathe like normal. It's a weird sensation. I'm a very reserved person and I kind of like to take a back seat. So nobody knows anything's going on at this point.

Oh yeah, I can talk. I can breathe like normal. It's a weird sensation. I'm a very reserved person and I kind of like to take a back seat. So nobody knows anything's going on at this point.

Oh yeah, I can talk. I can breathe like normal. It's a weird sensation. I'm a very reserved person and I kind of like to take a back seat. So nobody knows anything's going on at this point.

The green bean casserole is ingested and it doesn't have the relief that I'm anticipating. Instead of acting as a battering ram and pushing the crescent roll through, it is now sitting on top of the crescent roll. It is beginning to stack. So my panic meter is now probably a five out of 10. Luckily, I've got my ace in the hole. It's a foolproof way to clear anything that's sitting in there.

The green bean casserole is ingested and it doesn't have the relief that I'm anticipating. Instead of acting as a battering ram and pushing the crescent roll through, it is now sitting on top of the crescent roll. It is beginning to stack. So my panic meter is now probably a five out of 10. Luckily, I've got my ace in the hole. It's a foolproof way to clear anything that's sitting in there.

The green bean casserole is ingested and it doesn't have the relief that I'm anticipating. Instead of acting as a battering ram and pushing the crescent roll through, it is now sitting on top of the crescent roll. It is beginning to stack. So my panic meter is now probably a five out of 10. Luckily, I've got my ace in the hole. It's a foolproof way to clear anything that's sitting in there.

The old trusty glass of water that's sitting at the table. I go and I grab the glass of water, take a nice big swig and waiting for that relief so I can relax. And the opposite happens. Instead of releasing all that food that's sitting in my esophagus, I feel it build up in the back of my throat. You've got a clogged toilet on your hands now.

The old trusty glass of water that's sitting at the table. I go and I grab the glass of water, take a nice big swig and waiting for that relief so I can relax. And the opposite happens. Instead of releasing all that food that's sitting in my esophagus, I feel it build up in the back of my throat. You've got a clogged toilet on your hands now.

The old trusty glass of water that's sitting at the table. I go and I grab the glass of water, take a nice big swig and waiting for that relief so I can relax. And the opposite happens. Instead of releasing all that food that's sitting in my esophagus, I feel it build up in the back of my throat. You've got a clogged toilet on your hands now.

Yes, I needed a plunger to get rid of it.