Canadian bride (guest) — Unknown name

Then what happens is there is a group of baseball players.

So my ex-husband was a baseball player.

And so some of his buddies came up and told us that they found these kids, the boyfriend's children, in the coat room going through coat pockets and purses.

Oh.

These guys bounce them out of the hall.

They've gotten away with what we think is a few checkbooks, some loose change.

We're not too upset about it.

We can deal with that later.

So because we kicked them out, my mom, who's now hammering, she's mad and her boyfriend's mad and they are freaking out.

She marches up.

So the way the hall was, picture a school gymnasium with the stage at the end, which was where the DJ was.

She marches up on stage, gets a hold of the mic, points at me and says, you are a fucking bitch.

oh my god my lord to her own daughter so now's the point where i'm like i'm gonna dip i'm done i don't think this is a great idea for me to be here and in the medium now my stepdad is rushing the stage so jerry springer yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's gonna get her out of there i would have said the baseball players to 86 her we got another customer booter

This isn't going the way I planned, obviously, between the crying and the stealing.

And my maid of honor, her and her husband offered to drive us to the hotel.

So the hotel, for context, is like the most popular hotel at the time.

All the brides and grooms go there to have their lovely wedding night.

We go out to get into the car and there's a, I don't know if you guys have it there, but we have these things called a ride program.

And so basically it's a drinking and driving checkpoint.

OK.